Buddy's Wondering

Mom took me to the spa today. She keeps calling it that, but I know better. I tried to get out the door, but somehow it never works. When she leaves I call out her name as loud as possible, but she just ignores me. I really should put my foot down. I don't see what is such a big deal. Aren't dogs suppose to be stinky and have bad breath? And what's the idea with the red bow? Don't they realize that this is very embarrassing? It all just wears me out.